Sometimes, the natural balance of things is a bitch.
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RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RAAAAAAAA
AAAAANT.
(That's not my dog. Not the cheerleaders either.)
That's Sam raaaaanting. Rant rant ran raaaant! :|
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On my way home, I really wanted to puke soooo bad. It's like it's up here! (sam pointing to her throat). So, I got to hold it in until I got into the tricycle. Five tumblings away from my village, I told my trike driver:
Sam: Manong, susuka ako. para!
T.D(after sumuka ni sam): BUNTIS KA BA?!!!
Sam: IMPOSIBLE PO! Kape lang yan!
T.D: Halikan na, uuwi na kita. Libre na pamasahe.
mukha ba kong buntis? hindi kasi talaga pwedeng mangyari e. HAHAHAHAHA. masarap dinner, chicken.
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We went to Sarabia Optical, Alabang today to get my eyes 'refracted' (as stated by my mother).
Ophthalmologist: meron po siyang slight astigmatism. mga 25 po.
Mom: So kelangan niyang suotin ba lagi yang salamin niya?
Ophthalmologist: opo, para po may focus siya.
HAHAHAHAHA. So here I am now, wearing my new pair of removable eyes.
Oh yeah, and I got to buy a book entitled "Poetry Speaks" for 540php in Booksale. It's minus the cd's though but it's okay. :)
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